Just A Rumor Though

Cast: Tycho, Gabe

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Tycho and Gabe are stood facing each other. Tycho and Gabe are both angry and in anguish.}
Tycho: {anguish} Rez - discontinued? NOOOOOO!
Gabe: {angrily} Brain-dead monkey-fuckers!

Panel 2

{Tycho clenches his fist. Gabe drinks a drink from a bottle with skull and crossbones on it.}
Tycho: Best game ever! Corporate mouthwhores, with their-
Gabe: {interrupts} I won't live in the world that cancelled Rez!

Panel 3

{Tycho calms down and Gabe stops drinking.}
Tycho: Oh, I guess it wasn't discontinued after all. Do we need to, you know, go to the hospital? Or something?
Gabe: It's juice. I just love this bottle.

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Preceded by:
January 30, 2002
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
February 4, 2002

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