Mr. (Penetrat)Ed

Cast: Horsepire, Gabe, Tycho

Related Articles: The Black Barn of Horesion, Cardboard Tube

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{The horsepire is seen with blood dripping from the fangs.}
Tycho: {voice-over} Tell me how this sounds. It's for that Bioware Module Contest. As you enter the Black Stable, the horsepire whinnies malevolently.

Panel 2

{Scene change. Gabe is lying on the floor with his legs up the wall. Tycho is leaning against the wall holding some paper. The Cardboard Tube is on the floor.}
Gabe: Horsepire?
Tycho: It's a creature of my own invention. It's a combination of a...
Gabe: {interrupts} No, I just got it. That's fucking amazing. Shouldn't he say something? Vampires get all the cool lines.
Tycho: But horses don't.

Panel 3

{Zoom in on Gabe's face. Tycho is now off panel.}
Gabe: Mr. Ed Talks.
Tycho: {off panel} Mr. Ed moves his mouth. And that's only because they jammed a carrot up his asshole. If Mr. Ed could really talk, you know what he would be saying? "Ow, ow, ow, get that out of my ass."

Panel 4

{Zoom out. Gabe is looking at Tycho.}
Tycho: They just dub the rest of that "Hey Wilburrr, what the fuck's goin' on" stuff right over the top.
Gabe: I heard they just put peanut butter on his gums.

Panel 5

{Zoom in on Tycho's face. Gabe is off panel.}
Tycho: That's what they tell the kids. Imagine you're twelve. What would you rather hear? Your favorite TV horse is snacking on Skippy...

Panel 6

{Zoom out. Gabe is slightly worried.}
Tycho: Or, he's being molested up the ass by some amateur proctologist?

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January 30, 2006
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
February 3, 2006

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