Big Savings on Erotic Acts

Cast: Gabe, Tycho

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Tycho and Gabe are walking through a shopping mall.}
Gabe: You ready for tomorrow?
Tycho: Wednesday? Yeah. I think I can handle it.
Gabe: No. Valentine's Day.
Tycho: Oh, shit. Oh shit! Fuck.

Panel 2

{Tycho panics.}
Gabe: It's fine. We're at the mall, we'll get something now. Tell me about her.
Tycho: She... She just... She hates Patriarchy!
Gabe: Right, but what does she like?
Tycho: I don't know... I don't know! What did you get Kara?

Panel 3

{Gabe looks slightly crazy.}
Gabe: Same as always. "Couple Coupons" that can be redeemed for evenings of animal lust.
Tycho: She ever take you up on that?
Gabe: Not yet. I need to put some expiration dates on there.

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Preceded by:
February 9, 2007
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
February 16, 2007

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