One Man's Heaven

Cast: Tycho, Gabe

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Tycho is stood behind Gabe, who is on the computer. The room is dark.}
Gabe: I can't think of a single good reason to play Unreal Tournament 2004 online.

Panel 2

{Zoom into Gabe's face.}
Gabe: Playing here with bots, I get no lag, no bitching, no spawn camping, there's nobody yelling about the balance, no bullshit. I don't hear any whining about which weapon is cheap or talking about noobs.
Gabe: It's heaven.

Panel 3

{Zoom out.}
Tycho: "Gabe Heaven" consists of a barren world, devoid of life, populated by yourself and an army of robots whose behavior you control. Is that about right?
Gabe: It's a shame your kind won't live to see it.

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Preceded by:
February 13, 2004
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
February 18, 2004

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