Lies And More Lies

Cast: Gabe, Tycho

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe is holding two games out for Tycho.}
Gabe: I'm going to get Grandia III. You should get Mark Ecko's Getting Up. We'll share custody.
Tycho: You know what? Fuck you. You always say we'll share custody and I end up stuck with Billy Hatcher or some shit.

Panel 2

{Tycho takes Getting Up.}
Tycho: Can you honestly, clearly, and directly assure me that we will assert co-ownership of these games? Now and forever?
Gabe: Amen.

Panel 3

{Scene change. Gabe and Tycho are sat on their couch with Gabe playing Grandia III.}
Tycho: Man, Getting Up is God's punishment for an evil world. Let me up on that Grandia. You said-
Gabe: Fall in a well and die.

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Preceded by:
February 15, 2006
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
February 20, 2006

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