The Real Gabriel

Cast: Tycho, Gabe

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Tycho is sat at the computer. Gabe is standing behind him, holding the back of the chair.}
Tycho: There's this online database where you can leave feedback about players on Xbox Live.
Gabe: {intrigued} Oooh! Check mine! What'smine?

Panel 2

{Gabe stands up straight and points at the computer, with his other fist clenched.}
Tycho: Alright... "Gabe." Oh. Hmmm. It says here you made "Crude sexual references a number of times throughout a Mechassault match."
Gabe: {angrily} Oh yeah? Well, his mom gives lousy head.

Panel 3

{Gabe scratches the back of his head and looks away. Tycho looks up at Gabe.}
Gabe: I mean, uh... That guy is a fucking liar.

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Preceded by:
February 17, 2003
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
February 21, 2003

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