High Employee Turnover

Cast: Ninja, Ninja, Ninja, Leader

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{A group of ninjas are stood in a row, with the leader pointing to the first ninja in line.}
Leader: This secret door is going to open, you're going to go out there, and you're going to kill that ninja!
Ninja: But he just killed like a hundred fucking guys!
Leader: Those guys were pussies, alright?

Panel 2

{Leader starts to push the ninja outside, as the ninja tries to stop himself.}
Leader: You've got to want it. Do you want it?
Ninja: I don't think I want it! No, I'm sure I don't!
Leader: Alright, go!

Panel 3

{Leader grabs the next ninja. Lots of blood, fingers and bones squirt from the right side.}
Ninja: {pain} HURAAURGH!
Leader: I had no faith in that guy. You, though? You're different.

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Preceded by:
February 18, 2004
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
February 23, 2004

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