I've Got Something In My EYE

Cast: Gabe, Waitress, Tycho

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe and Tycho are sat in Perkins. A waitress is serving them. Gabe has juice.}
Waitress: Welcome to Perkins! If you purchase a "Buttermilk Five" breakfast today, you'll recieve a radioactive scorpion absolutely free!
Gabe: God bless America!

Panel 2

Gabe: We'll take two of those, and... some toast. You like toast?
Tycho: I don't know about this. I just... I don't know.

Panel 3

{Waitress has disappeared. Tycho is being attacked by two radioactive scorpions.}
Gabe: Can you believe they're just giving those away?
Tycho: My brain is on fire!

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Preceded by:
February 18, 2000
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
February 23, 2000

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