Count Your Lucky Stars

Cast: Samus Aran

Related Articles: Metroid Text Adventure, Metris, Metroid Space Dancer

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Box at the top. The text adventure is below.}
Box: We know that many of you are frustrated about Metroid's move into the world of the First Person Shooter. Well, it could have been fucking worse.

Retro Studios - a science fiction story
Copyright (c) 2001 by Retro Studios,Inc.
All rights reserved.

You see a Metroid(tm).

>shoot metroid

You shoot the Metroid(tm).
You see another Metroid(tm).

Panel 2

{A screenshot of Metris with the logo in the corner.}

Panel 3

{Metroid Space Dancer logo at the top. Samus pointing with her gun to the corner.}
Samus: You know what would be really cool? If I was dead.

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Preceded by:
February 19, 2001
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
February 23, 2001

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