Stop Pretending You're A Real Company

Cast: Gabe, Tycho

Related Articles: Infinium Labs

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe and Tycho are sat on the couch, each playing a Game Boy Advance. They are looking at each other.}
Gabe: I don't understand it. Infinium Labs threatens to sue HardOCP, but what about us? We said mean stuff.
Tycho: We suggested that they came up with their console under the influence of psychotropic drugs. I mean, we did our best.

Panel 2

{Gabe looks ahead.}
Gabe: It sucks when you go out of your way to defame someone, and they don't have the common decency to threaten legal action.
Tycho: We had a really good string of lawsuits going there, huh?
Gabe: Maybe we just need to, you know, take it to the next level.

Panel 3

{Gabe goes into shock.}
Tycho: I heard Timothy Roberts, CEO of Infinium Labs can't have an orgasm unless he kills a dog. That's just what I heard somewhere.

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Preceded by:
February 20, 2004
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
February 25, 2004

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