Ripped From Today's Headlines, Pt. 2

Cast: Brenna, Tycho, Bob Greasy

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Tycho is still holding Brenna's body as the doorbell rings.}

Panel 2

{Tycho has opened the door, with Bob stood in the doorway.}
Bob: I'm terribly sorry for your loss.
Tycho: {confused} What? Who the fuck are you?
Bob: Bob Greasy, attorney at law.
Bob: Son, you need to quit bawlin' over that corpse and get the bastards that did this to her.

Panel 3

{Zoom into both Bob and Tycho as Bob puts his shoulder around Tycho.}
Tycho: But I did it. Me.
Bob: Isn't it true that you learned your devastating maneuver from the videogame Splinter Cell?
Tycho: Well, yeah...

Panel 4

Bob: {smiling} And isn't it also true that you want twenty million dollars?
Tycho: {agreeing} Okay. Now that's totally true.

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Preceded by:
February 21, 2005
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
February 25, 2005

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