If You Siege One Dungeon This Summer

Cast: Willem Dafoe, Charlize Theron, John Leguizamo

Related Articles: Dungeon Siege: The Movie

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Dungeon Siege: The Movie. Directed by Uwe Boll.

Panel 1

{Willem is holding a helmet. Headline at bottom.}
Willem: I can't wear this hat yet. If one of you guys wants this hat you can have it, but I want it back when I'm level thirteen.
Headline: Willem Dafoe as Level 9 Wizard.

Panel 2

{Scene change. Charlize is holding a spear. Headline at bottom.}
Charlize: Okay, who picked up that gold? I killed that monster, adn then someboy else picked up my gold. Give me my gold back.
Headline: Charlize Theron as Archer.

Panel 3

{Scene change. John is a donkey. Headline at bottom.}
Headline: John Leguizamo as A Donkey.

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