Linguaphiles Unite

Cast: Tycho, Gabe

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Tycho and Gabe are stood facing each other. Gabe is an anemone.}
Tycho: I can't... Yeah, I can't do this.
Gabe: You said you wanted an anemone.
Tycho: No, I said we'd be having a really geeky conversation, and it'd be so geeky that an anomaly would form.

Panel 2

{Scene change. Tycho is now a nun and Gabe is a priest. They are in a church of candles.}
Gabe: Oh, you mean like an inspirational speech given by a priest.
Tycho: No, this is a homily.
Gabe: Oh, right. Right. You mean, like the grits.

Panel 3

{Scene change. Tycho and Gabe are headdeep in a bowl of grits.}
Gabe: Just a big old bowl of grits.
Tycho: No, these are hominy. For fucks sake, draw a Goddamn anomaly!
Gabe: Okay, okay. But I don't know how I'm supposed to draw a scheduled payment from a divorced spouce.

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Preceded by:
February 2, 2005
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
February 7, 2005

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