A Return To Tradition

Cast: Gabe, Tycho, Div, Fruit Fucker 2000

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Tycho and Div are at the kitchen table. Gabe is in the background getting some juice.}
Div: Oh, hey look - it's the Hardly Boys. And they're trying to solve the Case of the Missing Penis.
Tycho: Don't fuck with me today. It's my birthday.

Panel 2

{Gabe has left the room, the Fruit Fucker passes out on the counter.}
Div: That's why I'm here.
Tycho: Really.
Div: I got you a present.

Panel 3

{Same as panel 2.}
Div: There's a prostitute in your bed. Yeah - and I warmed her up for ya.
Tycho: You... didn't know it was my birthday, did you?
Div: Not a clue.

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Preceded by:
February 5, 2007
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
February 9, 2007

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