The Sporting Life

Cast: Employee, Gabe, Tycho, Fan

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Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{An employee is at the other side of a conveyor belt. Gabe is stood facing the employee. Box at top.}
Box: If you live in Seattle and you don't care about football, this was kind of a weird week.
Employee: You have any big plans for Sunday?
Gabe: I think there's a Firefly marathon on the... Oh, right! No! The big game! The biggest of games. If we don't scrimmage enough yards... The other team might win.
Gabe: And that would be bad. Go Hawks.

Panel 2

{Scene change. Gabe is stood at the gas station, with a football fan behind him. Tycho is sat in the car.}
Fan: Fucking refs. Those calls were bullshit! Huh? Bullshit, right?
Gabe: Yes! Yes. The refs were... I heard they were paid off by Democrats and... Gays? Gay democrats? I don't know. Who do we not like?

Panel 3

{Gabe leans down and looks into the car, zoomed in. Fan is off panel.}
Tycho: You're losing it, man.
Gabe: I can't keep it up!

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February 6, 2006
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