Patently Ridiculous!

Cast: Bob Worlds, interviewer

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Bob Worlds is sitting at his desk addressing an interviewer.}
Bob: Oh, this NCSoft thing is just the beginning. We've got patents for days. Get a load of this.

Panel 2

{Bob begins reading from a sheet of paper.}
Bob: A Method Of Conciousness Whereby A Given Entity Is Aware Of Its Surroundings. We're real proud of that one.

Panel 3

{Same as panel 2.}
Interviewer: Doesn't this patent allow you to sue every person in the world?
Bob: Animals too. If I wanted, I could sue a fucking octopus.

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Preceded by:
December 31, 2008
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
January 3, 2009

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