The Pilgrimage, Part One

Cast: Gabe, Tycho

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe is wearing a Hawaiian shirt while talking to Tycho.}
Gabe: I'm going to Hawaii.
Tycho: Yes. I know.
Gabe: Try not to get too bored, sitting around in the boring house being bored all the time.

Panel 2

{Same as panel 1 with Gabe looking annoyed.}
Tycho: I'm not going to be here.
Gabe: WHAT?
Tycho: Yeah, I'm going to CES.
Gabe: Fucking, stupid Hawaii.

Panel 3

{Gabe madly grabs Tycho.}
Gabe: Man, you need to do me a favor. Need.
Tycho: I really don't have to.
Gabe: Take my penis down there, and rub it on the sharp 108" LCD television.
Tycho: See, now I really, really don't have to.

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Preceded by:
January 12, 2007
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
January 17, 2007

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