Jesus Is My Guild Leader
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- Panel 1
{Gabe and Tycho are stood facing each other.}
Gabe: I joined a Christian guild, the Terrible Swift Sword.
Tycho: Oh, yeah? What's their deal?
Gabe: We seek not only fat loots, but a deeper relationship with Christ.
- Panel 2
{Tycho looks away.}
Gabe: You know he died for our sins.
Tycho: Yes. I've heard that.
Gabe: We have room if you're interested. We have room at the inn.
- Panel 3
{Gabe places his hand in Tycho's face and closes his eyes.}
Gabe: Dear Lord!
Tycho: Please, don't.
Gabe: Bless this fucking nub, oh Jesus. Bless him right in his stupid face.
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Preceded by: January 13, 2006 |
Penny Arcade strips | Followed by: January 18, 2006 |