Jesus Is My Guild Leader

Cast: Gabe, Tycho

Related Articles: Jesus is my Guild Leader, Terrible Swift Sword

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe and Tycho are stood facing each other.}
Gabe: I joined a Christian guild, the Terrible Swift Sword.
Tycho: Oh, yeah? What's their deal?
Gabe: We seek not only fat loots, but a deeper relationship with Christ.

Panel 2

{Tycho looks away.}
Gabe: You know he died for our sins.
Tycho: Yes. I've heard that.
Gabe: We have room if you're interested. We have room at the inn.

Panel 3

{Gabe places his hand in Tycho's face and closes his eyes.}
Gabe: Dear Lord!
Tycho: Please, don't.
Gabe: Bless this fucking nub, oh Jesus. Bless him right in his stupid face.

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Preceded by:
January 13, 2006
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
January 18, 2006

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