Cha Cha Cha Changes

Cast: Tycho, Gabe

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Tycho is looking at his computer, with Gabe stood behind him.}
Tycho: This Counter-Strike bot is kind of eerie. When we started playing, it said that I was "King Of The Homos," and suggested that my "queerination ceremony" was nearly complete. It's like having a fourteen year old installed on my computer.

Panel 2

{Gabe walks away as Tycho looks back at him.}
Gabe: Fourteen, though... That's a tough age. All those changes... The hair... Whole body's changing.
Tycho: Wait, you too? My mom told me that my body was rotting because God had abandoned me. That the devil was responsible, and that he had turned me into a toxic vessel for his purpose.
Gabe: No, man... No. That's puberty.

Panel 3

{Tycho is now off panel. Gabe has put his hand on his head in shock.}
Tycho: But mommy said that's why daddy left. Because my wretched body was swollen with evil.
Gabe: {shocked} Wow. Just, I mean... Wow.

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Preceded by:
January 14, 2005
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
January 20, 2005

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