Channeling Kevin Smith

Cast: Gabe, Tycho

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe and Tycho are walking through the park. Tycho has his eyes closed and is holding his head.}
Gabe: How about Godzilla?
Tycho: {annoyed} I'm finished talking about this. Van Helsing can kill any monster, alright? Period.

Panel 2

{Gabe raises his hands slightly. Tycho begins to turn around.}
Gabe: I don't think he could kill Batman.
Tycho: They'd never fight, because Batman's not a monster.
Gabe: Could he kill the moon, though? What if the moon, like, turned into some kind of monster. Like... Like a monster moon.

Panel 3

{Tycho turns around and puts his finger directly on Gabe's shirt, pointing.}
Tycho: {irritated} Yes. Even if the monster moon were hauled out of orbit by pre-crisis Superman and flung at a sleeping Van Helsing, with Batman on it, Van Helsing would still win.

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Preceded by:
January 16, 2004
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
January 21, 2004

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