Wealth Beyond Measure

Cast: Gabe, Tycho

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe is stood at the scanner, scanning his Xbox 360. Tycho is stood next to Gabe.}
Tycho: What is this?
Gabe: I am printing money. I'm going to fucking sell this picture of the 360 on eBay for like a million dollars. I'm going to do everything I've always wanted.

Panel 2

{Scene change. Gabe's silhouette in on a bike, doing a somersault off a dirt ramp. Box underneath Gabe's silhouette.}
Box: I'm going to buy a bitchin' BMX bike and take it into the mud, be a professional BMX guy, take that shit off a ramp and spin around in the air and be fucking rad every day.

Panel 3

{Back to Gabe and Tycho. Gabe is looking up at Tycho.}
Tycho: It sounds like you've had this planned out for a while.
Gabe: Since I was eight.
Tycho: Well, you might consider revising it.

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Preceded by:
December 30, 2005
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
January 4, 2006

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