Pubic Works Project

Cast: Tycho, Gabe

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Tycho is stood behind Gabe with his arms crossed, looking away. Gabe is stood at the podium wearing a top hat.}
Gabe: It's taken months of planning, preparation, and dedication on the part of our city contractors.

Panel 2

{Tycho places his head in his hand. Gabe clenches his fist and raises it in the air.}
Gabe: Through careful zoning, we're proud to say that your homes form the shape of a truly epic wing-wong.

Panel 3

{Tycho turns around and puts a noose around his neck, holding the noose himself. Gabe holds his arms out to his sides.}
Gabe: You might not be able to see it from where you live. But I assure you: From my private jet, or even from my fortress atop Mount Gabriel, it is plain to see that your homes make up a gigantic, mile-and-a-half ding-a-ling.

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Preceded by:
January 17, 2003
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
January 22, 2003

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