Complimentary Shit

Cast: Tycho, Gabe

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Tycho and Gabe are stood facing each other. Tycho is covering his nose with his arm and is pointing at Gabe. Gabe is in shock.}
Gabe: {shocked} The delivery guy from Ikea went poop in our bathroom.
Tycho: No, he didn't just... Listen. It would be irresponsible to say that all he did in there was poop. He used poop, yes - because poop was his medium.

Panel 2

{Tycho lifts his right hand in the air as Gabe deteriorates.}
Tycho: But what he did with it was dark and sinister. Are you sure he's not in there? Rotting?
Gabe: I saw him run out!
Tycho: Did he stumble out with a shock of white hair? Did he look like a new man, fit and lean?

Panel 3

{Tycho stops covering his nose and grabs Gabe's shirt.}
Tycho: {angrily} Answer me, man!
Gabe: I don't remember anything else. I thought I heard a gunshot, and then the sound of breaking porcelain.

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Preceded by:
January 17, 2005
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
January 21, 2005

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