Absolutely Critical Trivia

Cast: Fruit Fucker 2000, Gabe, Tycho

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe has his head in his hands as he reads a magazine. Tycho is leaning back on a chair. Fruit Fucker is walking across the table.}
Gabe: Did you hear about Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt?
Tycho: I really thought they were forever. Seriously, though. Marvel has some bullshit lawsuit against City of Heroes because they say it's like a Copyright Infringement Kit.

Panel 2

{The Fruit Fucker jumps across the table.}
Gabe: Why is the lawsuit bullshit? Can't you go in there and make Wolverine?
Tycho: You can't copyright claws. Animals have claws.
Gabe: Animals don't have three metal claws that come out of the back of your hands and go "snikt."

Panel 3

{The Fruit Fucker fondles the fruit bowl.}
Gabe: Anyway, I was thinking now that they're broken up, I might have a shot.
Tycho: {smiling} With which one?
Gabe: Honestly? I don't care.

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Preceded by:
January 20, 2005
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
January 24, 2005

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