Absolutely Critical Trivia
Cast: Fruit Fucker 2000, Gabe, Tycho
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- Panel 1
{Gabe has his head in his hands as he reads a magazine. Tycho is leaning back on a chair. Fruit Fucker is walking across the table.}
Gabe: Did you hear about Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt?
Tycho: I really thought they were forever. Seriously, though. Marvel has some bullshit lawsuit against City of Heroes because they say it's like a Copyright Infringement Kit.
- Panel 2
{The Fruit Fucker jumps across the table.}
Gabe: Why is the lawsuit bullshit? Can't you go in there and make Wolverine?
Tycho: You can't copyright claws. Animals have claws.
Gabe: Animals don't have three metal claws that come out of the back of your hands and go "snikt."
- Panel 3
{The Fruit Fucker fondles the fruit bowl.}
Gabe: Anyway, I was thinking now that they're broken up, I might have a shot.
Tycho: {smiling} With which one?
Gabe: Honestly? I don't care.
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