Like Lepers, But… WorseEdit

Cast: Tycho, Gabe, Kevin

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Tycho and Gabe are facing Kevin. Both Gabe and Kevin are respecting each other.}
Tycho: Kevin, buddy - you got the Soldier of Fortune demo, right?
Kevin: I'm on dial-up, man. I can't pull down 95 freaking megs over a modem.

Panel 2

{Gabe gets scared.}
Tycho: Oh, Kevin. We didn't know.
Gabe: {scared} Did he say... Tell me he didn't... SWEET MERCIFUL CHRIST!

Panel 3

{Gabe looks at his hands as Tycho grabs his arms to calm him down.}
Gabe: Did he touch me? I think he touched me!
Tycho: All we need is steel wool and some matches. How long can you hold your breath?

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Preceded by:
January 24, 2000
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
January 28, 2000

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