Bad Boys, Bad Boys

Cast: Officer, Officer ("Big"), Mother, Bobby

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{A mother is holding the door open for Officer and Big.}
Officer: Ma'am, we need to have a word with your son.
Mother: Bobby? There must be some mistake!
Big: There's no mistake, Ma'am. Your little Bobby's a Lamer.

Panel 2

{Bobby is at the door as his mother covers her mouth.}
Bobby: What's wrong, mom? What's going on?
Officer: I'll tell you what's going on. Spawn-Camping. Team-Killing. And God knows what else.
Big: But I guess you wouldn't know anything about that, wouldja Bobby?

Panel 3

{The mother leaves.}
Bobby: But I don't wanna go to jail.
Officer: Oh, You're not going to jail. Read him his rights.
Big: "You have the right to remain silent..."
Officer: While we take turns beating the stupid out of you.

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Preceded by:
January 23, 2001
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
January 28, 2001

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