The Federal Bureau of Taking All Your Shit

Cast: Gabe, Tycho, FBI Agents

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe and Tycho are sitting next to each other on a couch. Gabe is holding a newspaper open in front of him, and both appear to be reading it.}
Gabe: I guess some kid on Xbox Live said he was going to bring a gun to school, and the feds hauled him off and took his console.
Tycho: Why would they take the 360? It's not like it stores the conversation. That really sounds more like a robbery.

Panel 2

{Two men in sunglasses and black suits are in a child's bedroom. One is holding a skateboard and the other is reaching for a roll of Fruit By The Foot.}
Unnamed Agent: Whoa, Mendez! He's got a skateboard!
Mendez: Sweet, take it!
Mendez: Oh man - Fruit By The Foot! Score!

Panel 3

{The FBI agents are talking face-to-face. The unnamed agent is holding an Xbox 360 and Mendez is eating Fruit By The Foot while carrying a skateboard.}
Unnamed Agent: Check it out, man! 360!
Mendez: BONUS!

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Preceded by:
January 24, 2007
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
January 29, 2007

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