They're Really Long

Cast: Div

Related Articles: Div's Happy Hour, What The Fuck Is Wrong With You

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Div is stood facing the audience with a grin on his face.}
Div: My favorite part about Magic: The Gathering is spitting on the people who play it. How am I supposed to do that when it goes online?

Panel 2

{Div points to himself with his thumb.}
Div: Will they even have a Spit command? This is the kind of thing I think about. And what about my ultra-rare cars - what am I supposed to do with them on your stupid internet?

Panel 3

{Close up on the What The Fuck Is Wrong With You card.}
Card: Move out of your Parents' Garage (which you call "The Painkeep"), wash your greasy hair, and take that fucking chain off your wallet. Nobody's going to steal your bus pass.

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January 25, 2002
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
January 30, 2002

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