We, Uh... Actually Eat This

Cast: Tycho, Gabe, Man, Employee

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Tycho and Gabe are stood in queue. Gabe is indicating two with his fingers.}
Tycho: Your millennial resolution?
Gabe: I've got two, actually.

Panel 2

{Tycho and Gabe reach the front of the queue with the Employee at the other side of the counter.}
Gabe: The first is to order a Chili Bacon Cheeseburger with Chili Fries, Chili Cheese Dog, and a Chili Bacon shake.
Tycho: A noble goal.

Panel 3

{Tycho and Gabe sit down at a table about to eat and drink.}
Tycho: And the second?
Gabe: Get sick and throw up.

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Preceded by:
January 1, 2001
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
January 5, 2001

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