Call Upon Holy Might

Cast: Gabe, Bob, Manager

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe has placed Half-Life on the counter. Bob is on the other side and is pointing to the game.}
Bob: Half-life? I thought everybody had Half-Life.
Gabe: I'll kill you.
Bob: Let me go get the manager.

Panel 2

{Manager arrives with a thesaurus.}
Manager: Son, I don't think you understand just how old this game is! It's a fossil. Ancient. It's, ah... Let's see here...
Gabe: {angrily} I don't even care about Half-life! I just want to play Front Line Force!

Panel 3

{Zoom in on Gabe with his fists clutched and his eyes closed.}
Gabe: Lord God, give me the strength to destroy these men.

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Preceded by:
January 28, 2001
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
February 7, 2001

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