Tact And Diplomacy

Cast: Gabe, Kid, Reggie

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe is at a job interview. Reggie is looking at Gabes resume. Kid is bringing Reggie some coffee.}
Reggie: My assistant is going to need tact and diplomacy. I don't see anything like that on your resume.
Kid: Here's your coffee, sir.
Gabe: Reggie, if I may.

Panel 2

{Gabe stands up, takes the coffee, and spits it in the Kids face.}
Gabe: PHFFFF! This is like the toilet coffee they drink in jail. You want to serve this to Reggie Fils-A-Fucking-Me? Not on my watch, you hooker.

Panel 3

{Gabe is still yelling at the Kid.}
Gabe: You'd better come back with some Venezuelan shit. I'm serious. You get a burro and you ride that bitch through the Andes. Don't come back without a moustache and a burlap sack full of fresh beans. Got it Juan? We cool? Now get the fuck out of here.

Panel 4

{The camera shifts back to Reggie, whos eyes are now wide.}
Gabe: I like him. He's a good kid.

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Preceded by:
January 29, 2007
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
February 2, 2007

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