Really More Of A Loose Guideline

Cast: Tycho, Gabe

Transcript Edit

Penny Arcade's Official NERF Rules of Engagement

Panel 1

{Tycho has a screwdriver in his eye, while holding a Nerf gun. Box at top.}
Box: Modifying Nerf weapons to fire ordnance other than official Nerf-sanctioned ammo is strictly forbidden.

Panel 2

{Scene change. Tycho has his Nerf gun to the back of Gabe's head. A Nerf bullet is falling. Box at top.}
Box: Should you come across an opponent who has run out of ammunition, you may "do them Execution Style."
Gabe: Killing me won't bring her back.
Tycho: Ain't that a shame.

Panel 3

{Scene change. Gabe is smacking Tycho across the face with the back of his Nerf gun, with Tycho's teeth "crack"ing and blood emitting. Box at top.}
Box: While pistol-whipping isn't expressly forbidden, it is considered unsporting.

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January 2, 2006
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