True Martial Prowess

Cast: Elendil, Tycho

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Elendil is intensely announcing his status.}
Elendil: I am first son Elendil son of Amandil, who was the last Lord of Andunie. As a boy, I stole the fruit of Nimloth to safeguard the lineage of the White Tree.

Panel 2

{Tycho is seated on his couch.}
Tycho: I am Isildur, King of Gondor! With the hilt-shard of Narsil, I cut the One Ring from Sauron's finger during the siege of Mordor.

Panel 3

{Tycho looks depressed.}
Tycho: Oh! I stepped in a creek and died.

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Preceded by:
January 2, 2009
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
January 7, 2009

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