Crack Is For Sissies

Cast: Gabe, Kara, God, Jesus

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe is stood behind Kara, who is on the computer. Gabe is pointing to a picnic basket he is holding.}
Gabe: But you said that we could go to the park today. I... I put food in here.
Kara: Playing Bejeweled now.

Panel 2

{Gabe is suddenly naked and has put his hands on his hips.}
Gabe: I'm naked! No clothes!
Kara: Go away.

Panel 3

{Scene change. A holy light is in the background. Jesus is on the computer.}
God: Son, you need to get on this Second Coming thing. And yea, I thought I asked you to mow the heavens.
Jesus: But, Dad! I'm Bejewling!

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Preceded by:
January 5, 2001
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
January 10, 2001

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