Cast: Satan

Related Articles: Fruit Fucker 2000, Hell

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Satan is stood wearing a robe. He is holding a package in one hand and two envelopes in the other. He is near a postbox.}
Satan: What the hell is this?

Panel 2

{Satan is holding a sheet of paper.}
Satan: "Mr. Devil: You are hereby ordered to cease and desist the use of Blizzard trademarks Diablo, Hell, and Evil in promoting your damned realm of eternal suffering." Great. Now I have to print all new business cards!

Panel 3

{The letters and envelopes are now gone. Satan is focusing on the package.}
Satan: Hot damn! My Fruit-fucker 2000! With enhanced feed reamer and pulp ejection! Let the juicing begin!

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Preceded by:
July 9, 2001
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
July 13, 2001

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