An Alternate Lifestyle, Part 5

Cast: Gabe, Hector, Tycho

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe and Hector are stood next to each other. Gabe's eyes have drifted in Hector's direction.}
Gabe: Uh-oh, Hector.
Hector: Mr. Gabe?

Panel 2

{Gabe puts his hand on Hector's head as he gets ready to cry. Tycho's silhouette is in the background, pointing.}
Gabe: I don't see an outhouse around here. I'm going to have to pee in your cupped hands.
Tycho: I just saw one. It's right over there.

Panel 3

{Switch in silhouettes. Gabe and Hector are now silhouettes as Hector gets onto his knees and cups his hands. Tycho is in the foreground.}
Gabe: That's what I get for drinking all those lemonades, I guess. Eyes closed, pal. This ain't no peep show.
Tycho: If I wasn't drunk, this would be kind of weird.

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Preceded by:
July 9, 2004
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
July 14, 2004

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