Transformers Transfigured

Cast: Gabe, Tycho, Michael Bay

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe and Tycho are stood facing Michael. Tycho is looking at the lawn mower next to him. Michael has his hand raised slightly.}
Gabe: Thanks for letting us come out and see the set of Transformers, director Michael Bay.
Tycho: Do you guys mow a lot of lawns? What the fuck is this thing.
Michael: In my new version, Optimus Prime is the John Deere X728SE Lawn Dominator. He dominates lawns.

Panel 2

{Zoom in on Tycho as he moves closer to Michael, pointing at him directly.}
Tycho: That's not right. Optimus Prime is a bitching semi truck.
Michael: But... Get a load of that brushguard, there. Didn't you always wish the Transformers were other things? Like, you know, lawnmowers and stuff?
Tycho: {afraid} Dear God. Michael, what have you done?

Panel 3

{Tycho is stood behind a fondue pot with the Decepticon logo on it. Gabe is stood next to Tycho with his face covered in melted chocolate, holding a fork with a strawberry on it.}
Tycho: Megatron is a fondue pot?
Gabe: {eating} Maihell Baeh, thith ith a travethty.

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Preceded by:
July 14, 2006
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
July 19, 2006

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