Violence Schmiolence

Cast: Software Etc. Employee, Gabe, Tycho

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{The employee is holding a questionnaire. Gabe and Tycho are stood in front of him.}
Employee: I'm afraid I can't sell you Kingpin. This survey you filled out warns against "Agressive Tendencies."
Gabe: But I'm not a violent person.

Panel 2

Employee: It also says that you're a compulsive liar.

Panel 3

{Gabe starts to shake his fist. The employee puts the questionnaire down.}
Gabe: Anything on there about how I'm going to beat your ass?
Tycho: Here we go again.

Fun Facts Edit

  • Gabe is re-ordering another copy of Kingpin, despite playing it in "Fire Can Be Fun".

External Links Edit

Preceded by:
June 30, 1999
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
July 14, 1999

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