William R. Wheaton, Esq.

Cast: William Wheaton, Gabe, Tycho

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{William is stood facing Gabe and Tycho. Gabe is reaching out to William.}
Tycho: So, Mr. Wheaton... Wil... Willy. Wesley, how awesome are Turbolifts? Like, if you're going to Deck Eight.
William: They're not real Turbolifts. It's just a door that a man opens with a rope.

Panel 2

{Zoom in to Gabe and Tycho. Both are confused and have a question mark above their heads. William is off panel.}

Panel 3

{Gabe and Tycho smile rigorously.}
William: {off panel} Well, some of them are real. And those ones do go fast. Like, really fast.
Tycho: YAY!

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Preceded by:
July 18, 2003
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
July 23, 2003

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