Cast: Tycho, Man, Gabe, Jedi

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Tycho is sat behind desk with his hand raised slightly. Man is stood in front of desk.}
Man: Them hands look soft. I'm 'on shake 'em.
Tycho: Please, please don't.

Panel 2

{Zoom in to the hands as they are about to shake. Man's hand is completely disgusting, with goo dripping from it. Tycho and Man off panel.}
Tycho: {off panel} Oh God... Oh God...

Panel 3

{Scene change. Gabe is sat behind the desk. Jedi fan is stood holding a baseball bat.}

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Preceded by:
July 19, 2006
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
July 24, 2006

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