What's Next

Cast: Scientist, Chicken

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Scientist is stood opening a black and white movie.}
Scientist: We at the Kenny Rogers Center for Roasting are proud to announce... The future' of chicken.

Panel 2

{Zoom in on the movie, which features a chicken. Arrows point from various foodstuffs toward the chicken. Text box at the top.}
Box: Our tireless chickenologists have successfully combined the genes of this willing bird with the genes of gravy, mashed potatoes and bold spices to produce the family meal nature could not.

Panel 3

{Plucked chicken radiating heat lines.}
Box: Born hot and juicy, we believe our savory chickenoids are tender enough to satisfy even our toughest opponents.

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Preceded by:
July 3, 2002
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
July 8, 2002

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