An Alternate Lifestyle, Part 2

Cast: Gabe, Tycho, Hector

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Tycho and Gabe are stood facing each other on a golf course. Gabe is wearing golf clothes.}
Gabe: Okay. Now, because you say anything...
Tycho: You look retarded.
Gabe: I expected that. How pedestrian.
Tycho: Who the hell are you?

Panel 2

{Gabe grabs Hector's head as he pops up. Tycho raises his hands in confusion.}
Gabe: Good man, Hector. Now lick the dirt out of my cleats.
Tycho: {irritated} Who the fuck is this guy?
Hector: Yes sir, Mr. Gabe.

Panel 3

{Tycho lowers his hands. Gabe lifts his golf club and left foot as Hector licks his spikey boot.}
Tycho: What the fuck is going on here?
Gabe: Well, I'm playing golf. And you're embarassing me.

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Preceded by:
July 2, 2004
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
July 7, 2004

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