An Alternate Lifestyle, Part 3

Cast: Tycho, Gabe, Hector

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Tycho is stood in the golf course ready to play golf as he holds the club.}
Tycho: Check me out! I'm outside, playing a real sport.

Panel 2

{Scene change. Gabe and Hector's silhouettes are stood. Gabe is holding a golf club and ball in seperate hands.}
Gabe: Hector, suck on this golf ball.
Hector: But Mr. Gabe, they just spray the pesticides.
Gabe: You'd better suck it good, then.

Panel 3

{Back to Tycho.}
Tycho: {disappointed} Well, I guess I'm outside.

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Preceded by:
July 5, 2004
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
July 9, 2004

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