The Sucking: Denouement

Cast: Boss, Kid, Gabe, Tycho

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Boss is about to move his piece on the Moneyopoly board. Box at top.}
Box: The people having all the fun in gaming anymore are in boardrooms.

Panel 2

{Scene change. Kid is trying to eat his keyboard. Box at top.}
Box: Many modern games must be played multiplayer. And those you encounter online are, almost as a rule, complete and utter cockmongers.

Panel 3

{Scene change. Gabe and Tycho are sat at a table. Two CD's and glasses of wine are placed either side of the table. Tycho is pointing upwards. Box at top.}
Box: And we gamers aren't blameless, either. I mean, just look at us.
Gabe: This is more of a mid to late eighties platformer, with... Yes, I believe there's a hint of sim.
Tycho: Yes, sim. Quite right. Garcon! More genres!

Panel 4

{Scene change. Gabe is sat at the counter. Tycho's hand is holding onto the counter. Tycho off panel.}
Tycho: {off panel} So, there you have it.
Gabe: Have what? We didn't accomplish shit! We're back where we started! Well, I guess you did throw up on my shoes. That's new.

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Preceded by:
June 8, 2001
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
June 13, 2001

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