The Gang

Cast: Link, Blue Link, Fuchsia Link, Red Link

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Link is stood showing the audience Blue, who is sat in a pile of Force Gems.}
Link: First up we've got Blue, who has developed an unhealthy relationship with Force Gems.
Blue: {happily} I can taste the rainbow. And it tastes good.
Link: We were going to have an intervention, but then he bit my hand.

Panel 2

{Scene change. Link has his hand on Fuchsia's shoulder.}
Link: Here's Fuchsia, he's gay.
Fuchsia: {unhappily} I'm not gay.
Link: It's cool, nobody cares.

Panel 3

{Scene change. Link and Red are facing each other. Red is protectively holding a fire wand.}
Link: And here's Red. We call him Slash and Burn, because he cuts things down, and then burns them. Can I try the fire wand? Just for, like, a second.
Red: Go fuck yourself.

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Preceded by:
June 9, 2004
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
June 14, 2004

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