The Adversary

Cast: Gabe, Guy, Tycho

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe and Guy are stood facing each other.}
Gabe: I need a DS Lite.
Guy: Okay. Is it for you?
Gabe: No. Yes. Yes, it is. For me.
Guy: Hold on, I'm getting a call on my invisible phone.

Panel 2

{Guy puts his hand to his face. His hand is positioned in the shape of a phone.}
Guy: Hey. You think he's lying? You think he's buying it for the other guy. Okay, I gotta go. I'm a work. Love you. Bye. Sorry, invisible phone. Had to take it.
Gabe: {amazed} That's cool.
Guy: Yeah, she says you're buying it for the guy in the blue sweater.

Panel 3

{Gabe places his hand on his forehead in amazement. Guy lowers his hand.}
Gabe: Fuck. Man, she's smart.
Guy: That's why I married her.
Gabe: Alright, well, I gotta hit the pet store. Talk to you later.

Panel 4

{Gabe leaves. Tycho and Guy are stood facing each other.}
Guy: That was pathetic. Honestly? I'm insulted.
Tycho: A general goes to war with the army he's got.
Guy: What's he gonna do at the pet store?
Tycho: They got a parrot down there. He's trying to make it say "vulva."

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Preceded by:
June 9, 2006
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
June 14, 2006

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