K-Mart: Saving Lives

Cast: Kid, Employee

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{A kid is at a gun shop and is talking to the employee behind the counter.}
Employee: Welcome to K-Mart, little guy!
Kid: I need a copy of Quake 3: Arena, please. Oh! And a shotgun.

Panel 2

Employee: No can do on the game, kiddo. New policy says them things is dangerous!

Panel 3

Employee: Now, the shotgun's no problem though. You huntin' birds or people?

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Preceded by:
May 31, 2000
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
June 5, 2000

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