The Same As It Ever Was
Cast: Guy
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- Panel 1
{Logo at top. Guy is facing the audience with his hand raised slightly.}
Logo: Naughty Knobs: A Fox9 Special Report
Guy: Last week, I exposed the black magic voodoo kids were using to syphon porn from the very air we breathe. But these half-pint Hugh Hefners were only getting started.
- Panel 2
{View on an Etch-a-Sketch. The Etch-a-Sketch has a picture of a woman without her top on. Guy is off panel.}
Guy: {voice over} You think this is just an ordinary Etch-a-Sketch. But with a few turns, these titllated teens can pump out portable peepshows. In the hands of these porno Picassos, the Sex-a-Sketch becomes a portal to perversion.
- Panel 3
{Back to Guy. Zoom in on Guy. Calculator shown in top left corner, with 80085 written on it. Guy is facing audience.}
Guy: Tomorrow at 11, I'll show you how the calculator you bought them is turning math class into a Satanic orgy.
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| Preceded by: May 31, 2006 |
Penny Arcade strips | Followed by: June 5, 2006 |