A Grave Scenario

Cast: Gabe, Unlimited Saga, Tycho

Transcript Edit

Panel 1

{Gabe is looking at a shelf, where Unlimited Saga has eyes and a mouth.}
Unlimited: Pssst! Hey! Look over here!
Gabe: No, Unlimited Saga. I'm not going to buy you!
Unlimited: But I'm from Square!

Panel 2

{Gabe picks up Unlimited Saga and looks at it.}
Gabe: Everybody says you're really bad.
Unlimited: Don't listen to them. Just look at my beautiful cover art!

Panel 3

{Scene change. Gabe and Tycho are stood facing each other.}
Gabe: This game is talking to me.
Tycho: Is it telling you to kill? That's how it is with me. A lot of times witches and dogs will tell me to kill, that's why I carry this.

Panel 4

{Zoom into Tycho's invention, a dial that has "dog" and "witch" written on it. Gabe and Tycho off panel.}
Tycho: {off panel} It's got two settings. One for scaring away dogs, one for scaring away witches.

Panel 5

{Zoom out.}
Gabe: What if a witch comes at you with a dog?
Tycho: Well, then I'm fucked.

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Preceded by:
June 18, 2003
Penny Arcade strips Followed by:
June 23, 2003

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